Wednesday, March 29, 2006

A Ban on Certificates

Design work for certificates will not be undertaken by YellaCorp.
I just do not think that we would be able to deliver on a clients expectations of 'tacky'. There is a whole industry out there dedicated to producing emotional and thought provoking ceretificates (see attached gems) - let them have their glory - its all they have.

12 Comments:

At 1:58 AM, Blogger Rikki said...

I love the promotion one. CONGRATULATIONS!!! you've been promoted to RAINBOWLAND! Where everything is flowers and cherubs :)

 
At 2:12 AM, Blogger Yella said...

I think there is a subliminal message to this promotion which is very clever - it goes something like this.
A rainbow is pretty and nice to look at , i.e. 'yay I got a promotion!'. This is to detract from the fact that you will never get to the pot of gold at the end, i.e the pay rise.
mmm...so sneaky.

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger Working Class Dan said...

It's all so 'Care Bears'.

 
At 1:49 AM, Blogger ThomP said...

I think it should be more than a company/industry ban. I think you should, as the head of yellacorp, the most powerful firm in the world, ban things at will. First against the wall come the day of the yellacorp revolution...? Certificates.

YellaCorp...
Designing the fate of the world.

 
At 7:23 PM, Blogger Lori Witzel said...

Y'all are too darn brilliant.

But what would all the clip art do, if there were no more execrably designed certificates?

 
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