Sunday, February 26, 2006

My dentist makes me so angry

When will people learn that a strapline is never a good idea. Note the strapline on exhibit A - 'Tomorrow's Dentistry Today'. It nearly makes me want to cry. Why do people insist on making themselves look like idiots. When will they learn.


At 1:47 AM, Blogger Rikki said...

you should goo to MY dentist :) You did design his business cards...

At 2:03 AM, Blogger ThomP said...

They do it bad on intentionales... It is so they can roll around and laugh and proclaim "hahahahaha I have terrible Graphicness, but you have NO CHOICE, you have to come anyway... HAHAHAHAHA"

They are obviously ALL bastards...

At 9:08 PM, Blogger Working Class Dan said...

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At 9:10 PM, Blogger Working Class Dan said...

When I was young and just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did.
Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun.
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head.
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)
She said my boy I think someday
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay...

You'll be a dentist.
You have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist.
People will pay you to be inhumane!

Your temperment's wrong for the priesthood,
And teaching would suit you still less.
Son, be a dentist.
You'll be a success.

"Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque."
"Watch him suck up that gas. Oh My God!"
"He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good."
"Who wants their teeth done by the Marqui DeSade?"

"Oh, that hurts! Wait! I'm not numb!"
"Eh, Shut Up! Open Wide! Here I Come!"

I am your dentist.
And I enjoy the career that I picked.
I'm your dentist.
And I get off on the pain I inflict!

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid.
It's swell, though then tell me I'm mal-adjusted.

And though it may cause my patients distress.
Somewhere...Somewhere in heaven above me...
I know...I know that my momma's proud of me.
"Oh, Momma..."

'Cause I'm a dentist...
And a success!

"Say ahh..."
"Say AHhhh..."
"Now Spit

At 4:57 PM, Blogger Rikki said...

Dan, you crazy

At 5:27 PM, Blogger PardonmYspAnish said...

oh dan, always with the writing of songs but never with the royalties. Ima set up a special fund just for you on the lower first floor wing of the yellacorp and fill it with marbles.

At 7:17 PM, Blogger Working Class Dan said...

How about a pit full of coloured balls?
Kids love the ball pit.

At 11:46 PM, Blogger Rikki said...


At 6:07 AM, Blogger Rrramone said...

Gosh, I love Little Shop of Horrors. Thanks Dan!

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