Thursday, August 10, 2006

Don't mess with me.

Ever thought the director of YellaCorp was a push over?, well think again.
This is what happened to the last guy who decided to mess with me in the hallway of our building.

And thanks to our heros we are all safe and sound.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Oh how I wish I had something interesting to say!

To all those who get angry everytime they visit this blog only to find it has not changed, I offer my most sincere apologies.
I will try and think of something interesting to post soon - I promise*. Next Monday I am doing a presentation training course so hopefully I will have many tales to tell (which, due to the course, will be presented with charisma and energy - in other words the female version of this guy).

Keep posted.

* This is an Empty Promise

Monday, May 01, 2006

A loss of Mojo

On return of my holiday I have been pondering the question of 'what do you do when you lose your design mojo?' This condition can also be referred to as 'holiday lag' and more commonly as 'I really can't be f#*ed working anymore'. I would be happy for anyone to submit ways in which we can jolt ourselves back into the land of design after a week sleeping in til lunch time. (Nothing too sick or pornographic should be submitted as this is a family friendly site - and yes I am referring to you adam, from 'I love image libraries' comment 5)

Thursday, April 06, 2006

I Love Image Libraries

There is nothing more tedious than sitting at my computer search through image libraries for the 100th time for the perfect royalty free image. There is only one thing that saves me from tipping over the edge of maddness and that is finding gems like these. I have a little giggle to myself, think 'Life's actually not that bad' and keep on searching.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

A Ban on Certificates

Design work for certificates will not be undertaken by YellaCorp.
I just do not think that we would be able to deliver on a clients expectations of 'tacky'. There is a whole industry out there dedicated to producing emotional and thought provoking ceretificates (see attached gems) - let them have their glory - its all they have.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

My dentist makes me so angry

When will people learn that a strapline is never a good idea. Note the strapline on exhibit A - 'Tomorrow's Dentistry Today'. It nearly makes me want to cry. Why do people insist on making themselves look like idiots. When will they learn.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

We have a new team member

Lets welcome back Dan to the world of advertising. Its seems Dan's life of a rockstar with all the groupies just left him feeling incomplete and he is back to copy writing for YellaCorp. Well done Dan.